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We headed into this game with a full strength squad and were up against a very strong law team of which many did not actually do law (Smitty and Sniper to name a couple). Pip pip pip started with an inspiring team talk but after only a few minutes we were on the back foot with Pea and Chastity saving us on many occasions. Eventually the pressure showed and we went a few goals down. We stuck at it though and our very effective midfield duo of Jazz hat and Tragic started threading passes through to murderer and Spud upfront. Spud was making her comeback after a serious injury and did very well running for every ball. Due to the sheer number of people we had, subs were constantly rolling on and off enabling everyone to give 100% for the whole game. Mistress, Fruitbat and Donatello all helped in keeping the deficit to a minimum. Eventually our efforts paid off with Murderer pressuring sniper into a mistake before tapping it in for our first goal. This lifted the whole spirit of the team and further goals from mistress and spud gave us a glimmer of hope. This was relatively short lived with the much more experienced opposition turning on the style to continue scoring at a constant rate. A further 3 goals from murderer made the score line appear respectable, but in truth we were outplayed by a superior opposition. However hope can be taken from our constant battling mentality, which on another day would have resulted in a much closer score line. Good hustle team.

Man of the match went to pea for his constantly saving us at the back
Dick of the day went to pip for 1) touching the ball about 6 times in the whole game and 2) telling pea and Jazz hat we were going to bar one when in fact we were going to the place.

c/o Murderer

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